Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known

Uggggghhh.

Firstly, I am never calling any “The Best Day Ever” because it seems to make it the shittiest day ever, everything that could go wrong usually does, so I’m never doing that again. Live and learn.

Yesterday did not involve any tattoos or leaving my car and catching a bus so I didn’t have to worry about having it at uni and drinking, it did involve a large number of Cruisers, a “cowboy” shot, a long island iced tea and a couple other drinks and fighting with Tex. She’s possibly the most…perplexing individual I’ve ever come across. She was getting mad at me last night after telling me that I’m going to break so many hearts and that I know exactly what I am doing to lure girls in.  Umm, why the fuck would I be single if I had the first clue of what I was doing?! I’d much rather have to beat the ladies off with the stick than to be the only single person I know, so I’m quite confident I have no idea what I am doing to be attractive in whatever sense I am apparently being attractive. As usual I have no idea why she was mad at me, and when I asked she’d tell me that I already knew or just walk away.

She was telling me last night that she has thought about me all week and that I am so beautiful but if she told me how beautiful I was that I wouldn’t even believe her. I said that it’s fine, but she is not single so it really doesn’t matter what anyone is feeling because it doesn’t make any difference. She got mad at me for “only seeing things one way”…what other way is there to see things?! She’s not single, she’s not in an open relationship and her partner was there last night so it’s not even like she just wanted to cheat because her girlfriend knew we were hanging out. What other options are there?! Polygamy?! Leading an  alternative life with me and the gf simultaneously??

Today via FB she said that we shouldn’t hang out because we clash too much and “aren’t good for each other”….uhhh, the fuck? Don’t even worry if you can’t keep up with all of this while you are reading because I can’t either, and I’m living it! I have less than no idea what is going on. The only reason we clash is that she tells me that I’m doing stuff wrong, I ask how/what I’m doing wrong and she’ll get frustrated at me, as for being bad for each other? Well, I don’t often spend a whole week thinking about someone I don’t like and don’t want to hang out with.

All I can say is thank Jeebus that I will be overseas in 16 days. Having a crush is fun but when it all goes to shit, like this, it reminds you how much easier it is to be alone. One day I am going to meet someone awesome. Someone who is single and into me and super fun and exciting but who doesn’t get frustrated by me. One day I will have someone cool to blog about and not have to write about drama or having my heart broken anymore.

Girls are trouble.