All Filler, No Killer
4 May
- I got home from a two day sleepover at Miss Jones’s. It’s far more epic than it sounds, I’ve never done a two day sleepover and at no point over the weekend was I consumed by the urge to glass her. It’s tops! Everyone shits me after a while and she does! We didn’t really do anything exciting, played happy families and cleaned and cooked then watching all three High School Musicals. Oh yes, I party like a rock star. I spent my night before a public holiday sitting with my gf and our friends eating brownies and candy and loading the High School Musical franchise full of dirty sexual innuendo. Seriously, HSM3 is so close to being gay porn you can almost taste it.
- Miss Jones. She is tops. Really, just really awesome. She makes me so happy and I love doing nothing with her. This weekend we sat down to watch Mean Girls and fell asleep on each other and even that was great. Hook, line and sinker? That would be me.
- The Olds bought a big, new LCD TV and surround sound thingy on the weekend and I was responsible for setting it all up. I dreaded it all weekend, especially when D’Mummy called me this morning to see when I’d be home, just as I was convincing Miss Jones I should really go soon because D’Olds will start hounding me soon. However, in a wonderful twist of fate it took us longer to build the new TV cabinet than it did for me to connect the new TV and junk. I was so sure I wouldn’t be able to do it and we’d need to call a technician out to do the setting up stuff, but clearly the TV Gods smiled on me today, and thank fuck for that.
- I have two job interviews already organized and a few more jobs I’ve applied for close at the end of this week so I anticipate getting some more interviews calls this week. With any luck I will be working soon but if I learned anything from Japan it’s not to accept the first thing I’m offered so I’m gonna do crazy stuff like consider offers and wait a little bit before taking anything. As much as I want to get paid, I also want a job I actually like so I’m gonna try hard and be an adult about stuff.
- D-Day is this Thursday, “D” being dentist. As much as I don’t want to have a tooth out I just really want to have this all fixed up and finished with. D’Mummy is having Thursday off and then on Friday I might go see Miss Jones so she can fawn over me and make me feel better. After Thursday I’ll only have 2 fillings left to have done and my mouth will be back to being pristine.
- Finally, prompted by Miss Jones telling me I was being tricked into getting naked, has anyone else had to take off their bra for a jaw x-ray? Last time I had my wisdom teeth x-rays done, they made my undress on the top half and wear a gown for the x-ray. It seemed weird, considering where they were x-raying but I figured it was just one of those crazy medical things. Anyone else??
I’m with Miss Jones, you were totally tricked into getting naked!!!
there’s no reason for one to get changed for jaw xrays… none at all..
Happy that everything seems to be going so wonderfully for you,
I’m sure the interview god will shine on you, and you’ll have a basket of awesome jobs to choose from in no time at all!
I don’t normally wear a bra, but I have had my jaw x-rayed 10 thousand times. This means nothing because there was no reason for me to remove my shirt, but all I can wonder is if they were over-zealous or over-cautious about the bra interfering…somehow? Yeah sorry, I’m no help.
No no – you weren’t tricked!
I had to take off all my jewellery, including my belly button ring, when I had a jaw xray. I wasn’t allowed to have any metal, so maybe they were worried about an underwire?
Good luck with interviews!