B to the A to the C to the K

Once again I am back on my sunny home shores. Arriving in Brisbane is just awesome, being able to walk outside and immediately suck in some Vitamin D, it’s magic!

I return with a new sense of purpose and direction, a fat belly and a tan (curiously enough). Turns out taking two weeks off boot camp to piss off overseas where you eat a steady diet of whatever the fuck you please makes you feel, and look, chubby. Boot camp resumes for me on Monday, so hopefully my new spare tyre won’t last long. I also don’t have the junk food/ chocolate on tap like I had when we were away so by default I will be eating better. Not to worry, it feels like maybe two kilos so it’s not like I need to be fork-lifted out of the house or anything, so you know, silver lining right there.

My other goal for the moment is to get my online store up and running as soon as possible. I’m aiming to keep the stuff online as the stuff I have in multiples and the stuff at my stall the “one offs”. The stuff online is hardly going to be mass produced – seeing as 1) I make it all myself 2) I only use materials I get in very limited quantities so a production line is really nothing I am capable of alone, the biggest run of things I have at the moment is eight items. It just makes maintaining stock levels and listing items so much easier. When you’ve only gotta spread shit out on a table, then it doesn’t matter if everything is unique because they don’t all have to be photographed, captioned, described and tagged. Plus, I need to have a bit of an incentive for people to come see me and buy my stuff (aside from the opportunity to bask in my glorious presence, of course). Be patient, chickens, I hope to splash a well stocked website all over you by the end of next week.