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Give me a moment while I herald the praises of Joycelle.  Seriously, this woman is ah-may-zing!!!

I’ve been to a “psychic” before, and it was absolute shit. She told me exactly what I told her, just in different words. I so wanted to believe in all the metaphysical stuff but I had no real reason to, especially after that experience. It was half an hour and $50 that I’ll never get back. Gala Darling mentioned Joycelle on her site earlier in the week, I found a really good astrology site from her a while ago so I decided to check out this Joycelle lady she mentioned. I figured I had nothing to lose and dropped a quick email. I’d say that email might be the best one I’ve sent this year. For an incredibly reasonable price, I emailed Joycelle with a couple of questions I had and I can’t resist showing you what I got in return.

This is what I gave her to work with:

I’ve currently laid all my cards on the table and have started a business. I love what I am doing dearly and want it to work so badly. What do you see? Is it all going to work out in the end or did I make an epic error of judgment on this one?

My beautiful partner moved to London a month or so ago, and I don’t know when she’ll be back. We ended simply because she was leaving, not because of any other issues so I feel like we aren’t finished yet. Any thoughts about this? I’m not going to sit around and wait for her to come back one day, but I just feel like this isn’t the end for us.

That is all, I also told her my name and date of birth. No blog address, no Twitter, no other little slips of information. I paid via Paypal, so to be fair she could have accessed by address if she really wanted, but that is it.

Let’s see my reply. (Please understand that this is me being incredibly transparent and open. If you don’t believe in this stuff or you wanna hate on me for any reason then that is fine, but I don’t have room in my life for negativity so you can just go ahead and jog on and save the nastiness for someone who’ll react)

Love life is jumping all over my DESK so will deal with that first!

Please accept I am very honest and frank so I hope you can appreciate I say it like it is……

Your heart is in KNOTS at moment and has been for the last 5 to 7 weeks over this lover going and then gone. Oh yes, so majorly!

Your emotions are so rocking the boat in an emotional ocean as this has and is one unusual love affair

I believe you have done the “if you love em set them free” thing but didn’t realise how much it would effect you till she was gone! Never a truer word has been spoken! I had no idea how hard it would be to actually let her go.

I dont think it’s over and try not to chase, plead or beg for a reconciliation like we can do because you seem to be wanting a pound of flesh or something deeply true and powerful to your emotional intense feelings. No, I’m not going to do this. It would only fuck with my head and it’s not a fair position to put Miss Jones in.

..lots of deep breaths as its not over in fact I see you getting a huge surprise as she re enters your life. It would be a huge surprise, I don’t really expect it.

You are right only reason it ended was because she moved away so let her return naturally…dont think it will be too far away perhaps five weeks. Every intention of letting her return naturally, not going to focus much on the five week thing as it has the potential to crush me. Although, in five weeks it’s my birthday so, you know, that’s all I’m saying…

Without been too personal ,the love making and depth of intimacy in this relationship was breathtaking and very powerful and union of beyond the flesh as well! ….Yeah, we did OK. I cannot say anymore, I am a lady

I see a trip and feel like you will zooming off to meet close to xmas I am unsure whether you go to London or catch up in Singapore or Kong Hong or Bali. Yeah, considering my bank account is in double digits again I’m not sure this is gonna happen, but I’ll never say never. I’d defs be UP for a holiday!

Hopefully you know what I mean, it’s a in between place and a clean vibrant luxury country.

For some reason I also get a strong connection with Perth around you????? BEST! And Jac! Because in my mind, all of W.A is Perth (See, this is a random thing, it’d be pretty bad odds to just pick and place and claim some connection to it, so this makes me feel good about her)

OK, about your business

You are very hard working and extremely honest in fact some people you will come across wont be so loyal, hard working or honest so be prepared, feels more like customers or fickle contacts than workers in your plan! Awww, yay! I’m glad these traits came up!

I see 28K important figure not sure if this is your financial investment to set up but its an important figure. LOL! I think my “investment” was closer to $28. If this is like a profit for my first year or something, excuse me while I weep with fucking joy!!

I am now looking at a MALL down a narrow street as important around you and lots of little cafes there but also feel its drafty and signs get blown over all the time and I am seeing girls in pinafores forever out picking them up and tables falling over…hahahha! Sounds like Melbourne, but also Freo or maybe Wooloongabba. The setting sounds a lot like a place I would be very happy to set up shop!

Still not sure just what your business is but I want to say its a niche IDEA or market. I’d like to think it’s relatively niche-y.

Give yourself 9 weeks before you totally assess it and ultimately you are onto a winner. 9 weeks, can do!

If you can do this business out of your home for a while even BETTER as I get great success working from home. Fantastic, because I sure as hell can’t afford to work from anyplace else just now!

Also a man will be very important to what you seek to do he could be a silent partner or offer financial investment., could be a dad or brother now I think about it. Can’t say I’d expect D’Daddy or D’Brother to shell out any large amounts of money on my business, but you never know??

I feel this business needs to be in a family name or trust and you are working on trying to protect the idea and your investment not to mention your work Not so much worried about the investment and such, but the stealing of the name and idea is something I am paranoid about.

You are naturally very psychic and soon become many things to many people who will seek you out so if this concept has anything to do with spiritual or fade ideas all the better. Mmmm, I’m hesitant to say I’m psychic but I just know a bunch of stuff. I’m happy being many things to many people, being useful is something I really, truly love.

I do get one word of warning please be very up front with every customer about fees and prices before you start otherwise you could get taken for a ride or feel short changed. Point taken.

Remember the old saying their is no friends in businesses well than is true because they will want or expect things for nothing and you are going into business to make a profit. So true, and this is something I am terrible at. I always give away or severely undercharge for my work. It stops me from making money.

Could you relate to me saying I feel you have done this before or in your past even the huge past life connection. Yes, have done this several times before but this time I’m trying to do it RIGHT.

You are going to be very busy in next month to hit some xmas sales or promotional opportunities and one will come through media or radio that is a HUGE marketing opportunity for little or NOT cost to you! Ready and waiting, so ready for the challenge!

I am seeing dogs around you too like grey hounds that go to races not sure what that is about but they are there!!!! Weeeee, puppies. I saw a greyhound being walked this morning, does that count…?

OK, this business is good and last 2 weeks may have been slow but get prepared for an upward swing in performance and success. Fantastic, for the last two weeks I’ve been working my ass off preparing for the launch tomorrow.

You are also going to spend first hour of your day working on become a better financial negotiator or making executive decisions among every thing you do and provide as very professional. This is all stuff I really need to do.

Money will come in from a business of your own and you will be very very happy long term so work on this dream as its a pearla!!!! I hope so, that is the plan and I so want it to work!

I have no reason to tell you otherwise and would tell you when and if I saw it crumbling

…Hope this helps, throw your passion and heart into this NOW!!

You will be thankful for a gift of money and food just when you need it You mean I might be able to afford my CC payment??

also …get ready for a call from your lover as she does care for you a great deal and will show and tell you so… LOL, I have only skyped with Miss Jones once since she’s been gone, so I won’t hold my breath. She did send me an amazing FB message the other day which totally made my week.

She has also got a gift for you I feel she has found something purchased it and wants you to have it. Presents are awesome, but I’m not sure about this either. Miss Jones doesn’t really do presents?

Eventually you will need to MOVE as this business will out grow you current accommodation so it seems like you can run it from home for a while them, Whamo you are going to need a new or BIGGER premises. THIS is my absolute dream, to get big enough to warrant some sort of studio space or the like.

A good confirmation also is someone is going to seek YOU out and may come right to your door to inquire about your services so ….yippee! Hells yes, yippee indeed!

Ask every client to recommend JUST one client …

I see the colour red as important could be in branding and also the garden

I feel you throwing yourself in planting new little seedlings even if just around window boxes or a home garden. We have a veggie garden that I look after every day! I was going to plant carrot seedlings in the next few days!

Please dont WORRY nor work 24/7 in your business have balance so that you have fun love and laughter till your lover returns!!! I like that the “worry” is in caps, she knows me!! Also the 24/7 thing because I have been eating, sleeping and breathing the shop at the moment.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO for it!!!!

So yeah, that’s it. I like that it wasn’t all “yeah, things will go well for you and you will be happy”. It was specific, relevant and meaningful.  I am incredibly happy with her words, I’m prepared to do all the work I need to do to make this business rock and it has made me feel a thousand times more confident about things. I’m not going to pencil five weeks into my planner and wait at the airport for Miss Jones, but wild horses couldn’t keep me away if she was to return to Bris-Vegas. As she said before she left “We will be together when we are together and apart when we are apart”, that makes sense for me.

So I know some of you are probably salivating over this and desperate for your own slice of magic pie! Fear not, I asked Joycelle and she’s happy for me to recommend her to my friends. She asked that you email her for the exact details on how to go about things, and her prices and things. She’s being hammered by people from Gala’s site but she asked if you could mention me “Jen Somewhere” in your email, so she’ll know who is who (because you lot are awesome!).

Thoughts and feelings?? I am positively radiating glee and happiness and excitement at the moment, I feel like it’s dripping from more pores! I can’t wait to Aura-Soma with her as soon as I can afford to (roll on 28k!!)